When You Have A Kid, You’ll Deal With Their Highs, Lows, And Brutal Honesty.

We already established that kids are brutally honest and always going for the jugular. This kind of candor is funny for everyone… except for the parent who has to live in the same house as the little monster.

As part of the promotion for her book, How Not to Calm a Child on a Plane and Other Lessons in Parenting from a Highly Questionable Source, writer and actor Johanna Stein produced a short video detailing the plight of “Momhead,” a poor woman just trying to her life. Unfortunately, the demonic 4-year-old truth teller she lives with won’t leave her alone. “Are you gonna make yourself pretty today or are you gonna look like you always do?” Momhead takes the abuse with heartbreaking acceptance. Check it out below.

“Claire and I were playing in your underpants and they fit both of us at the same time.”

“Can I have your iPad when you die?”

“Did you take a shower today? Because I don’t think that it worked.”

“Which one is the oldest? Grandma, Grandpa, or you?”

“You have a lot of hairs on your face. Is that a mustache or a beard?”

OUCH. Doesn’t this make you want to have kids? Maybe Momhead would do better with some earplugs.

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